IoT on a Missionary (Cont'd)

Jimmy: Mehn!!

Jane: what?!

Jimmy: this missionary has its advantages and disadvantages.

Jane: (Laughing) let’s focus on the ads (raising herself and kisses Jimmy on the body and relaxes).

Welcome back guys,

We are starting off from where we left off from last post. This is still IoT on a missionary, we started with the origin of both missionary sex position and Internet of Things (IoT) (Its weird merging sex and IT, lol but the more peculiar, the more attention.) This post talks about the advantages and disadvantages on Missionary and IoT.

The Advantages of Missionary:

1) It is one of the most intimate forms of sexual expression between a man and woman, cuddling and kissing is euphoria.

2) It is versatile; the female can place her legs on the male shoulders, curl them towards her chest, wrap them around male’s back, or place them high up for her partner to hold. Each of these movements changes the missionary position slightly and can allow for very deep penetration.

3) It is easy to perform: when partners are comfortable during sex, they can stop worrying about whether they are holding they body in the correct position and just enjoy the ride.

The Disadvantages:

1) The difference in size and height.

2) This position can be really unexciting for a woman if their partners don’t know what they are doing. This shouldn’t be about thrusting penis in and out as quickly as possible. Try to line the pubic bone with the clitoris, pubic bone will rub against the clitoris which will make the position a lot more exciting for her.

The Advantages of Internet of Things (IoT):

1) Access to Information: One can access information from any part of the world and thereby making life more convenient.  

2) Communication: Better communication is possible over a network of interconnected devices, making it more transparent, which reduces inefficiencies. A great example this is a machinery in a manufacturing or production unit.

3) Automation: Automating tasks in businesses helps boost the quality of services and makes work more effective for human beings.

The Disadvantages:

1) Privacy & Security: There are increases in the risk of any leakage of data that might be important if it is not properly secured.

2) Lesser Jobs: With every task being automated, the need for human labour tends to reduce drastically. There might be a direct impact on employability.

3) Complexity: IoT is simply a diverse network that connects various devices therefore a single loophole can affect the entire system.

 

So guys that’s it for this post, now we earnestly believe that technology is meant to help human beings and not halt and harm human beings.

See you next post.

Thank you.

Humteq Industries.

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IoT on a Missionary

Jimmy: Are you sure you want to do this?

Jane: Missionary? Yeah, should be fun. I heard it’s classic. (Smiles)

Jimmy: Classic. (smiles)

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Hello guys, so like we started off last week sex has found various positions to express itself and the same with technology, so for this month we are focusing on Missionary and Internet of Things (IoT) thus we titled this IoT on a Missionary. We are going to be defining both terms, stating their Origin, Advantages and Disadvantages and others, cool? Awesome.

To start off what is the Missionary position? Missionary sex position in a layman’s language is the Man on top; the man get to feel like a man (based on various reasons, you know he is IN CHARGE!) and the woman gets to grab hold of the man or simply relax and let him do all the work. Funny enough according https://www.cosmopolitan.com/sex-love/positions/news/g5275/sex-positions-to-spice-up-missionary-sex/ there are various missionary styles, interesting! Lol! Get this too;

ORIGIN OF MISSIONARY POSITION

First recorded in 1965–70; so called because it was allegedly favored by Christian missionaries working among indigenous peoples, in preference to positions in which the man approaches the woman from behind

https://www.dictionary.com/browse/missionary-position

In other words, Christian Missionary recommended Missionary to Doggy! Mind blown!

What is Internet of Things (IoT)? “The internet of things, or IoT, is a system of interrelated computing devices, mechanical and digital machines, objects, animals or people that are provided with unique identifiers (UIDs) and the ability to transfer data over a network without requiring human-to-human or human-to-computer interaction.” (Rouse, 2020).

In laymen language, it’s like the Spider-Man far from home movie, where he uses his web to connect various drones and sends a small electric charge to destroy them, only in this case the drones could be anything, the web is the mode of  transmission or space and instead of destroying, it’s helping make life better (at least that’s what tech is meant to do and not take jobs and lives, sad.). Fun Fact, IoT started as of 1999 by Kevin Ashton while working with Procter and Gamble (P&G) on and with Radio Frequency Identification (RFID), where you tag things, long story short, he is another Tech Enthusiast that thought it be cool and gave birth to a brain child, sweet! Right?

 say Hello to Kevin Ashton, guys.

 his baby IoT.

Ok guys, that it for this post, see you next post.

Thank you.

Humteq Industries.

Breeding Solutions.

To IT or Not To IT?

Jane: Stop.

Jimmy: What is it? Am I doing something wrong? Does it hurt?

Jane: No, Lol! Let’s switch to another position.

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Over the course of time, sex has been expressed in various ways and positions such as; missionary (seen as the boring and yet classic), doggy, lotus, spread eagle, back door planking, spooning, cowgirl, reverse cowgirl, Sit and Straddle and finally Her on Top. All these positions are to ensure that partners enhance their sexual experience and enjoy each other comfortably and otherwise, lol!

Well, the same can be said in world of Information Technology (IT), in order to enhance the human experience in our world, technology has evolved from the invention of fire to the creation of the internet and we are to see more. Today we have various technological developments such as Internet of Things (IoT), Automation, Artificial Intelligence (AI), Augmented Realilty/ Virtual Reality (AR/VR), 5G, 3D Priniting, Drones, Biometrics, Blockchain and finally Quantum Computing.

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